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Unlike those diploma mills that crank out phony, bogus certificates at outrageous fees, we at SURF UNIVERSITY provide a genuine, absolutely free program to advance your surfing life in this tough world.

After spending most of your youth (and maybe most of your adulthood) at the beach riding waves and hoping to catch that rare stand-up barrel, many of you surfer dudes and dudettes never made it past the first round of your local surf contest. Sure you know just about everything there is to know about surfing but what good is that doing for you now?

Imagine your next job interview …

A potential boss: “So tell me how you can benefit our company?”

You: “Dude, I’ll be at work every morning … of course, after I catch a few waves.”

Or how about when your landlord comes knocking on the door looking for this month’s rent:

You: “Dude, I’ll have it on Monday after I win the prize money ($50) for first place in this weekend’s surf contest.”

If you think the above scenarios are going to work, then you’ve been breathing too much salt air and your brain cells have been damaged (Mickey Dora’s theory). You need help.

That’s where we come in. We are committed to helping you carve out a niche in this crazy economy. You need a degree from our fully accredited* school in subject material that you already know inside and out. You see, a diploma means better jobs and more money**.

After graduating from SURF UNIVERSITY, you'll be so stoked when you land that high-salaried executive position at a big bank. Trust us on this one. The banking industry’s math skills are lagging big-time. They don’t even know how many feet there are in a six foot wave! Of course, you will … after graduating from SURF UNIVERSITY.

So the next time that landlord comes knocking, just flash your recently-acquired diploma in their face. You’ll have the rent money. Your new job at the bank pays every Friday.

The process at SURF UNIVERSITY is simple too. Check this out:

1. Enroll at www.surfuniversityonline.com (remember, it’s free)
2. Take test
3. Pass (we’ll even give you the answers but not for free. It’ll cost you two bucks)
4. Receive diploma (no charge)

Is this too cool for school, or what? Don’t delay, enroll today!

* We’re working on that.
** Recent studies from the U.S. Census Bureau and that’s a fact, bro! 

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